Conan the Barbarian nemesis Thulsa Doom is very excited about his upcoming Comedy Central roast. This panel is from a 2-page comic called "The Roast of Thulsa Doom" by cartoonist Scott Gross (DC Comics), who's contributed many of our most memorable comics in past issues, like Cathair Apocalypse ("The Future Will Give You Hives")!

You can find the comic exclusively in The Devastator #5: Fantasy, which gallops into stores and mailboxes this May. Order the issue from our online shop!

We focus this edition of our store spotlight on Issue #5: Fantasy! We don't need to tell you how exciting it is to feature the work of Zach Weiner (Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal), Dan Hipp (Mr. Hipp), Scott Gairdner (Funny or Die) and some of our very favorite artists and writers from this genre. It was a quest of the highest honor to forge this issue in the fires of Devastator HQ, and now you can have it sent to thy home today. For previews and more information on the issue, stop by and click around our previews and see why this is the strongest Devastation offered yet!

-Lee Keeler

Rufus Wainwright hangs up his weird scarves when he comes home! Rufus WainWRONG drops them on the living room floor.

— asterios kokkinos (@asterios) May 2, 2012

The only thing Mickey Mouse is good for is looking amazing on a heather grey sweatshirt.

— Alexander Barrett (@alexmbarrett) May 6, 2012

In hindsight, Launchpad McQuack is a pretty silly name for a duck.

— Matt Koff (@MATT_KOFF) April 29, 2012

Don't religiously identify as a Jedi, so this #StarWarsDay is just regular old "The Unabomber Gets 4 Life Sentences + 30 Years Day" to me.

— Ryan Sandoval (@ryandsandoval) May 4, 2012

Just think, American president Calvin Coolidge had no idea his granddaughter, Jennifer Coolidge, would star in American Pie.

— Dan McCoy (@dankmccoy) May 1, 2012

I'm gonna create a beer called "Tyler Stout". It'll have too many ingredients, be kinda sketchy and really unaffordable slashfilm.com/cool-stuff-tyl…

— Lee Keeler (@LeeKeeler) May 3, 2012

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Behold the majesty of "Game of Phones," an article about the noble Jon Snow and his quest for better cell phone reception, written and illustrated by Jared Hedges!

This article is found exclusively in The Devastator #5: Fantasy, which gallops into stores and mailboxes this May. Order your copy now from our online shop!

The Devastator sponsors The Hour of Power Hour every month at the Improv Lab. Click here for info on our next show.

Want to help save an endangered creature - specifically, a really awful one? Adopt a fligglenaxe! They're famous for their deafening whinnies and toxic halitosis. They're just like panda bears, if pandas were less about the cuteness and more about the killing of humans. You get the certificate above when you donate to The Beast Conservation Network.

Read more about wild fligglenaxes in the article "Adopt an Abomination" from The Devastator #5: Fantasy, written by Amanda Meadows and illustrated by the incomparable Tony Millionaire. Order your copy now from our online shop!

We debuted the certificate at Stumptown Comics Fest in Portland this past weekend, where it was a big hit. Missed the show? Download a printable PDF version (4.3 MB) by clicking here! You're welcome, America.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" --Guy looking at a friend's record collection that has every George Michael album except "Faith."

— Dan McCoy (@dankmccoy) April 12, 2012

Happy Easter! Warning: children are not amused by a Pixar Easter Egg hunt. It takes about 16 hours.

— The Devastator (@GetDevastated) April 8, 2012

Of all the Santas, Monica was the most controversial.

— Todd Alcott (@toddalcott) April 10, 2012

“I don’t feel very good.”-guy without hands

— Matt Koff (@MATT_KOFF) April 12, 2012

When a lobster uses a dating website, does it fill out a flavor profile?

— Renie Rivas (@Renie_Rivas) April 14, 2012

it's getting harder and harder to look like a badass, which is exactly why I smoke my e-cigarettes without the filter painted on them.

— Lee Keeler (@LeeKeeler) April 8, 2012

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." -Morbidly Obese Popeye

— asterios kokkinos (@asterios) April 14, 2012

This is just one of many glorious panels from "How It Feels To Be A 30-Year-Old Geek," a 3-page comic about nerdy generational differences by SMBC cartoonist Zach Weiner!

The comic is found exclusively in The Devastator #5: Fantasy, which gallops into stores and mailboxes this May. Order your copy now from our online shop!

-Lee Keeler is a writer for Crave Comedy Online and producer/host of The Hour of Power Hour at the Lab at the Improv Hollywood

This piece of artwork was almost in The Devastator #1: Cartoons (2010). Ryan Sandoval illustrated Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes holding the severed head of Osama Bin Laden for his article "A Knack For Knockoffs," about the art of an infamous bootlegger. Unfortunately, logistical and technical problems with scanners and coloring kept this from being in the issue as a mock t-shirt. At least Osama can be grateful he's not getting peed on, a little trick Bootleg Calvin is known for.

You can pick up the full issue here! For members of Seal Team 6, we'll give you the issue in exchange for the movie rights to your life story.

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"Sinistartlingly Racist" was written by Devastator Editor-in-Chief Geoffrey Golden and illustrated by Shing Yin Khor (Marlowe The Monster) for The Devastator #4: Arcade. To learn which of your other favorite video game characters are racist, subscribe to The Devastator for 4 issues - $30 includes shipping and a prize!