It's Shark Week on The Discovery Channel! For West Side Story fans, The Military Channel is concurrently having Jet Week.
— Renie Rivas (@Renie_Rivas) August 15, 2012
Before Twitter, the only public outlet for puns was being a writer for 1960s Batman.
— Matt Koff (@mattkoff) August 17, 2012
Personally, I prefer the product's original name, "This Isn't Butter? Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" — asterios kokkinos (@asterios) August 15, 2012
Guys, if it's not too late I'd ALSO like to announce Bob Hoskin's retirement. — Ryan Sandoval (@ryandsandoval) August 12, 2012
Sir Mick Jagger respectfully requests that you start him up.
— Todd Alcott (@toddalcott) August 12, 2012
just aghast that a schwarzeneggar remake is getting bad reviews. there goes the funding for my shakespearean reboot of commando.
— Lee Keeler (@LeeKeeler) August 3, 2012