Funny Tweets From The Devastator Staff
Every Sunday I look deep inside and ask myself: Did I really escape a hangover? Or am I still drunk? And why does my hair look so great?
— Micki E Grover (@MickiElizabeth) June 10, 2012
Just found a neat way to knock over a bunch of furniture using only your sperm. It's called "having kids."
— Matt Koff (@MATT_KOFF) June 17, 2012
Anyone know a good American Apparel dressing room I can sob in?
— Ryan Sandoval (@ryandsandoval) June 17, 2012
"I hate tuesdays." -Parallel Universe Garfield
— asterios kokkinos (@asterios) June 19, 2012
Finally got pot legalized in Farmville, but Facebook changed the game music to String Cheese Incident without a mute button.
— Lee Keeler (@LeeKeeler) June 15, 2012